Wednesday, June 4, 2008

How to be a Wingnut

This is too funny. Read over at Pundit Nation that “the vast right-wing conspricacy” is recruiting. Laughably, it is being sponsored by Americans for Posterity. You know, that angry white male group that never seems to get enough to eat.

I've heard through the grapevine that some of the topics will include ...
  • How to make ludicrous claims about professional baseball personnel decisions.
  • How to turn name-calling into a mind-numbing, repetitious art form.
  • How to smear with a smile.
  • Who needs those pesky grammar rules? And, lern to spel with Chris.
  • Learn to hide your bigotry with words like them, they and those people.
In addition to free beverages and food, you will receive a free subscription to “Talking Points,” the secret communications of the conservative movement that teaches you how not to think for yourself.

1 comment:

grumps said...

I heard that one of the door prizes is a time share at the Country Springs Inn.

Second Prize is a lock of JBvH's hair.