Monday, June 30, 2008

Tim Kisting: Conservative Genius

Via MAL Contends from Uppity Wisconsin: Posted below are a couple of emails that were sent to Michael by a Mr. Tim Kisting (timkisting@aol.com). It's another example of what the human race is up against. Is it really possible that someone is so stupid as to send unsolicited emails to an account and not expect them to be published for all the world to see?

So, in solidarity with Michael, here are the enlightened phrasings of a typical conservative .... you know, to widen the possible audience to Mr. Kisting's brand of eloquence.

Your (sic) an idiot, you rip the US Supreme Court because it has a conservative bent. You liberal cut and run coward cockroaches are the ones that are the most partisan, corrupt losers of our day. You whine when conservatives expect YOU to work rather to live off government handouts living out of mommy and daddy's basement. President Bushes (sic) greatest legacy, will be Roberts and Alito, which will alter correctly and fix the liberal blunders of past courts. Now if we can only get rid of Stevens and Ginsburg. McCain will do that in the next 4 years. Before you cry out in rage, saying Barrack Hussein Nobama will win! LMAO 20-30% of democrats like my mother and father WILL NOT vote for Hussein and WILL vote for McCain. Older Americans will vote for the war hero over the admitted crack smoking Muslim Manchurian candidate put up by the liberals. It will be 58-42% win for McCain, as Obama will not win 1 southern state and will lose Ohio and Pennsylvania badly. The liberals will cry out in disbelief, claiming fraud and other sore loser talking points. LMAO, and for you fat fuck liberal cockroach, BUSH and CHENEY will never be impeached much less removed as they have done nothing wrong. In fact moonbat liberal loser, lets take a vote now. In the senate you wouldn't get 15 votes to impeach and in the House you would not get even a 100 votes. Get ready for at least 8 more years of republicans in the White House, GUARANTEED!!!!!!! I will put up my salary which I am pretty sure is 5-6 times what yours is to make the bet?

PS (sic) Calling yourself "progressive" is a way to hide your self loathing, self realization that being a liberal is wrong and self hating. GET a JOB become Republican, start liking yourself again, or commit suicide, either way, your loss would be no big deal

Don't read your blog, did you cry like a whiny fag bitch, when Gableman kicked "Loophole" Louie Butlers (sic) ass in that last election? Giving Wisconsin a conservative edge, negating our dumgass (sic) loser Govenor (sic). By the way, outside the Peoples (sic) Republic of Madison, and Milwaukee's ghetto population, this state is predominately a conservative state.

4 comments:

Zach W. said...

As I said over at OWN, it sounds like Tim needs some anger management.

capper said...

Sounds like Kisting could be related to mickey.

Dad29 said...

You sure he said what he actually means?

Other Side said...

Funny.